Hmmm...Monday morning, you're still here, with no
Earth shattering accomplishment to bestow upon us...
We know this simply because the tragedy of your
passing hasn't hit front page news yet... No news
in the browser... No new statue erected in your honor...
No new Holiday has been declared, and we don't see any
new face on the coin in our pockets, so...just
another day in paradise for you. Never fear...
"There's always hope for a brighter tomorrow!"
Signed, "The Cynical Poet"