I slid down a hill upon my sash
and spilled my box and broke my ash
In a puddle layed my old friend Jack
His pail was dry so we headed back
We climbed back up this grassy hill
Where's the rope and pail? said Jill
I substituted a hose and cable
We can pump it in the next fable.
Jill was just so tickled by this
She leaned over and gave Jack a kiss
Jack said, wow, I'm feeling funny
Jill said, Jack, it's just my tongue, hunny
Jack said, Jill, what you doing down there
Jill said Jack, I was lookin for the Hare
Jack looked up and said, "it sure is sunny"
Jill said, I think I found the Easter Bunny
Jack said Jill, do you think he's from the South?
Jill said, "I think he might have Rabies, he's foamin at the mouth"
Jack said, That's the rich creamy goodness with the center filled over...
Jill said, I never had this kind before, but, "Thank you Russell Stover"