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 A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked... [read more] |
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There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen and an Australian. All are at the urinals. The first Englishman zips up and walks over... [read more] |
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I read this in the paper, And it really made me think; That a quarter of all road accidents Can be blamed... directly... on drink. Now stat... [read more] |
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How can you doubt that I love you? Didn't I marry you, eh? And though I don't say it too often, I show it in all sorts of ways. I'd take yo... [read more] |
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The early days of wedded bliss Held passion wild, untamed; but with the passing of the years This lusty fervor waned. "We'll have to find a... [read more] |
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Wrap me in chains. Clad me in leather Run the lawnmower over my hair Beat me as I do the dishes With the whipper-snipper! Tie me up with the... [read more] |
 Eye wish eye was pretty, Like a porcelain doll. Eye wish eye was special, Like Daddy's little girl. Somebody loved me, Like eye belonged to... [read more] |
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Introduction Take your teeth out, knickers off, and go for it!! Wet And Wild I left the city a while back now and came to the mountain... [read more] |
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Gray Davis .. please be a friend to bears [read more] |
 "Don't come back" your at my front door knocking with forgiveness but i'm running out the side door i thought you understood this i'll never... [read more] |
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how do you tell the one you love the most to say goodbye to you because your leaving earth not to fly into outer space but your going to t... [read more] |
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if time could not change would i still be stuck on you if sex was only for you would i even need this penis if light was only dark would y... [read more] |
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"LOVE" love for me is a hard thing to just fall into my hearts guarded by jaded memories they want to know who sent you trust and being o... [read more] |
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"5 A.M." When people are around you they vide for your attention but you don't notice and there to scared to mention things always revolv... [read more] |
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When can we be friends" When is it ok to be friends those guys are only here to draw you close and to hold you near alterior motives prete... [read more] |