Wedgies

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thisisme789

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Wedgies,
they are not comfortable,
are not cute,
and are, definitely,
not sexy!

Wedgies,
uncomfortable moments.
You have to decide,
do I try to get it out?
Do I leave it alone?
Either of these choices
are not very desireable!

Wedgies,
try to get them out,
and you risk being seen.
Trying to get them out,
can be pretty embarrasing,
and can be funny to see
if you're the one watching it.

Wedgies,
leave them in,
and it can get
even more uncomfortable!
Leave them in,
and they can
get even more "stuck".

Wedgies,
any way you go at it,
you can end up
embarrasing yourself.

Wedgies,
they aren't anything
that is desireable by anyone!

Author's Notes/Comments:

Lol, I wrote this after an experience with my underwear. You don't have to continue reading this, but if you want to, then have fun! .^-^. So, our washing machine hasn't been washing very well the last few days, so we haven't been able to wash our underwear. Well, today I ran out of underwear, and had to put on one that was WAY too small. So I, stupedly, pulled at the sides of it, and it ripped. This made it so I could wear them. But, since the sides are ripped, there is this one part of the underwear that keeps giving me wedgies. This is what inspired this poem.