Lol, I wrote this after an experience with my underwear. You don't have to continue reading this, but if you want to, then have fun! .^-^. So, our washing machine hasn't been washing very well the last few days, so we haven't been able to wash our underwear. Well, today I ran out of underwear, and had to put on one that was WAY too small. So I, stupedly, pulled at the sides of it, and it ripped. This made it so I could wear them. But, since the sides are ripped, there is this one part of the underwear that keeps giving me wedgies. This is what inspired this poem.