Singers mixed up

MARVIN GAYE  =  VERI GAY MAN

 

DIANA ROSS  =  RAID ON ASS

 

STEVIE WONDER  =  WNT SEE? DO I EVR!

 

ELTON JOHN  =  L! HE NOT OJ, N!

 

BEYONCÉ AND JAY-Z  =  A, NO BJ'Z. EYE CANDY

 

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN  =  BRUCE PEES R STINGN'

 

BILLY JOEL  =  I'L BE JOLLY

 
TAYLOR SWIFT  =  WI-FLY TOASTR

 
BARRY MANILOW  =  A, I B MARRYN' LOW

 

WILLIE NELSON  =  SELLIN' OL' WINE

 

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no, you're a clown

no, you're a clown


bananas are the perfect food

for prostitutes

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I totally agree. A clown is..

I totally agree. A clown is one of the best things to be, except for those times when we're being sent in. What a pain in the neck. By the way, I took your name 'Pungus' and added it to my name 'Teytonon' to see if there was anything to be made of it. I came up with 'No tune ups? G, y not?' Don't ask me what it means, I have no idea. Thanks for your comment.