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All that, and a bag of chips
They say that Helen of Troy
Possessed a face that launched a thousand ships
I understand no matter how hard Helen troyed
Her boyfriends would get quite annoyed
Why?
She wasn't all that and a bag of chips
Take Marie Antoinette
In France for a time she was the Queen
They schlepped her to the guillotine
And there she promptly lost her head
It's said the last words to pass her lips
'Je ne suis pas tout ça et un sac de chips'
When I check out a female
And rate them either 'pass' or 'fail'
Shakira said that hips don't lie
Okay if you're a hippie guy
Not care I about the hips
Are they all that and a bag of chips?
Before my zipper I unzips
Before the next solar eclipse
Before I buy some new wingtips
It's something that I need to know
A simple question, yes or no
Are they all that and a bag of chips?
Inflation adjustment
Due to inflation, it's now "they're not all that and a single chip". Or else you're just setting the standards impossibly high.
Hi. So true..
Hi. So true. Have you heard the term 'shrinkflation'? It's the sneaky way consumers get screwed. The price of the product will remain the same, but you're getting less for the same money. What do you get in those small 50 cent bag of chips? It's half empty before you open it! Thanks for your comment.