I sat and sat through this and that I speak my piece in a fireside chat
I vociferate at football games and epithet when not so tame
You can't get me to shut my face in a tavern game or an auto race
I'm a TM king when I make a speech; To out talk me you have to reach
A plethora of oaths in a speech contest. Just hear me once and you know I'm best
But if it don't beat all and take the cake; one night I went to a CB break
The heterodyne was so fast and thick to try and talk would make you sick
You couldn't get in an extra word; an air force jet could not be heard
My lips are sealed; I shut my mouth. I took time off and flew down south
I put a CB in my house and car and now an audience is what I are.