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    "And let there be pancakes! “ said the evil Plankton from the depths of the sea. He indeed wanted a place to control many. And , that place he would have. So, he drew his fellow jelly’s and squeeshy lords of the underworld together to conjur up something spectacular. Spectacular indeed! He had an idea, and this idea lead to evil one eyed stares and grins.



     “What do we see in modern world in these days? Humans babbling around. Do they have feelings, do they have what they call “familly? AN ENVIORNMENT INDEED! We shall make many flock to this new, whole family entertainment place. They shall be fed pancakes and they SHALL be controlled under my awesome millinium powers!





There was only one problem. What in the name of the lord were pancakes!?! He didn’t know what to do, but, he had a plan. To serve tightly packed chicken breasts and keep the pancakes a special attraction for a week after they opened. This was a super plan and he knew many would fall for it. He went through many ideas, and he just said “I HOP!” because realistically it semt as if he hopped through every idea like a rabbit. But not long after he realized that it stands for “ Increadably Hot Organic Pancakes” His fortune was made and his concuring was met!



The place opened and he was dubbed “The God of I HOP” He was small in size but ran that place like no other whole family entertainment had been ran. He walked around in the early mornings in his smock and a tie, with a microscopic pin that said "Mr. The God of I Hop” , and by evening in the  vents with his army of plankton.



But, one day, A human dared to question his existance. So, he got furious, and, the lights went out, and a small bulb lit up under his main stationed vent. Blue it was, for hokie effects. Smoke came out, and a little plankton can down a rope, with a bunch of black dressed other plankton to protect by his side. So, they formed an army like line behind him, and Plankton walked over to this “human”, and of course the light followed him.



He looked at this human and said “Now what do you have to say to yourself?” and he said “This place is run by a scum plankton from the underwaters? I will not be run by something that  is not operable.”



     Plankton was enraged, so enraged, a huge light cover removed from the magnifiying like roof, and pointed at him! And melt he did! Into a small, skin colored floppy wafer. It was magnificent! He then at that moment, looked at this perfect specimine, and said “Pancake!” And they all looked in bewilderment, and all of the people were nuked by the sun, all, many of them, into an endless supply of pancakes to go around the world.



So from now on, 50’s music shall play, **Brendas shall  serve ,and many pancakes shall be eaten!



(evil laugh)