CHICKEN LICKEN NONSENSE RHYME.

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A disconnected acorn fell

On little Chicken Licken's head.

She didn't blame the guilty tree...

She blamed the blameless sky instead.



She told her foolish,naive friends

The sky had tumbled on her head,

And so they all became afraid

that very soon they'd all be dead.



It never pays to be too quick

To credit any silly chook

With knowing what fell on her head...

You'd be advised to go and look.



Should the sky fall to the ground

There'd be a hole up in the blue,

Then when we looked up in the air

We'd be surprised to see right through.



An acorn,though,is but a seed

That lives upon the oaken bough.

When it falls upon your head

You'll know it's not the blue sky now!



A chicken knows not time of day.....

A feathered, brainless,silly bird!

To say the sky fell on your head

Is,to say the least,absurd!



So if a chicken comes to you

And tells you that the sky fell down,

Wring it's foolish, skinny neck;

Cook it panfried,golden brown.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

A new aspect of an old children's story.Written in one of my crazier moments.(can't you tell!)

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Karyn Indursky's picture

I loved this write. It's so funny and well written. You certainly are a gifted writer.

kat's picture

Yeah!!! Cook that silly bird!
This was really a fun read. Thanks for the new interpretation on an old favorite.

Kim

Rob Erskine's picture

Nice one Eunice. Lunch is served!!
Rob

onelilartist's picture

I LOVE THIS!! I teach school and would love to have your permission to read this to my lit magazine class. Thanks a lot for the chance to read your work.

Keep writing,
Jessica

chris's picture

Hi
anothere excellent job
I lughed at this one too.
I liked it, thanks again

hhickson's picture

Love this. It is really cool

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