Courage the Cowardly Dog Haikus

Oh, dear Courage

Monsters at every turn

Where's my chew toy



The Duck Brothers

Searching for their lost one

Beware the chef



These two kind folk

Eustace and Muriel

Boo-ga, boo-ga



"Courage, Courage"

Spoke the tree of Nowhere

Eustace, big head



Who is more scared?

The debate continues:

Courage? Scooby?



"This is awful

"Or my name's not Ashley

"And it isn't"

Author's Notes/Comments: 

For anyone who's seen Courage the Cowardly Dog on Cartoon Network, maybe you'll understand my dementia.

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Bruce Pickett's picture

heheh I love these haikus. They're funny. But I think scooby is more of a coward that courage. Anyways..keep up the good work.

stustaub's picture

I have seen it, and I STILL don't understand your dementia. That aside, these are fantastically clever haikus. The 5-7-5 rhythm is strictly observed, with hilarious results. Very well done.