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ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY
As I waltz through my life
whiling away hours, weeks,
years & even decades
I never found a shortage
of certain undesirable sorts.
There seems to be
an asshole lurking
under every rock
& a bitch to be found
around any old corner.
The cretins aren’t coming.
They’re already here
They appear out of the mist
when you least expect them
always willing to lend a hurting hand.
There’s no longer any surprise
in finding someone new
only to learn they are not dependable.
You’re only an afterthought
they never truly care for.
As I get older
I find I have fewer friends
and more casual acquaintances
and that’s very much by design
as I try to keep my life real.
I’d rather be surrounded
by those relatively special few
that I know I can count on
than have thousands of false friends
valued at a dime a dozen.
It's A Sign
The world is full of assholes and bitches, I have always known this but never said it out loud. Excuse me a moment, I am going to have an FM moment and scream that out the window. Ahhhh. That felt good. - slc
There's also a lot of
There's also a lot of beautiful people and a lot of decent people that have been beaten down. It just seems that the idiots are the ones that approach me first.
Yeah
I second that.
im the same way.
i have since gained much more enjoyment of life
It's best to keep your
It's best to keep your friends close and your enemies closer--casual acquaintances can be kept further away.
I hope
Hoping I don't have people considering me enemy and keeping me closer. That would really suck. I'm just a dumbass people pleaser who tends to lay down like a door mat.
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and we wouldn't have you any
and we wouldn't have you any other way. Just don't let too many people walk over you.
Lol.
Someday I'm gonna pick myself up off the floor and hang myself on the wall as a sign that says welcome home.
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