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Clean as a Daisy
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Just a thought! "Clean as a Daisy"
Sniffing the barrel of my rifle today,
Raised an eau de toilette and gun powder bouquet.
Unable to find my gun cleaning things, I used
vinegar and oil and some tampons with wings.
Now, I walk through the forest, feeling fresh as a breeze,
Not feeling to hidden, behind all these trees.
I piled some limbs to hide my tush,
But I think they can smell, my fresh scented bush.
At first I was worried, cause I scarred off the ducks,
But for some strange reason, I've lured all the Bucks!
by Barry Anderson
Hehe, good fun, thought only
Hehe, good fun, thought only bears 'went' in the woods lol, just a mention tampons do not have wings, if they did..ouchy ouch,ouch!
:-))
That was quite humorous
Very nice & Very funny!
Some nonsense
Poetry or prose
Comes thru mah nose
Blow n off it goes
Icky wicky sticky woes
Often with dainty bows
(please delete if inappropriate)
©bishu
lmao . but holding it back
Thanks a lot Bear for including me
In your escapades.
Just what I need
The women thinking I had something to do with this.
KS
My ex actually gave me a couple ( unused ) haha
To hang out on the deer trail.