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All I want for Christmas (adult content rated R)
CHRISTMAS POEM (LOL)
All I want for Christmas, is you naked in my bed
Not you as just a fantasy, that's only in my head.
I want to explore your body, yes every single spot.
Because you are so beautiful, and so sexually hot.
I want to kiss your lips, and kiss you on the neck
And make you so damn horny, you cant wait to get me into bed
I want to squeeze your titties, so firm and yet so soft,
I want to go down on you, until I get you off.
You are the present, I want on Christmas day
The woman I make love to, in every possible way
You are the present, I want as my Christmas gift.
The present I wake to find, that I can play all day with.
I want to take your clothes off, like the wrapping on a present
I promise if you let me, you'll find it will be pleasent.
So... do you think, that Santa, will grant me my only wish
I promise we can have a good time, and enjoy some sexual bliss!!!
All that it would take, is for you to just agree
For you to decide, you want to have sex with me!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
PAUL (ChryWizard) POSNEY 12/24/2019
No one needs to be
No one needs to be politically correct in poetry writing the Poetry Gestapo joken is getting a little out of hand in some places. I write highly offensive poetry but it is my poetry my aesthetic and my misguided or well devised take on things. You can on my page agree disagree or debate, suggest or disparage my work but you don't have to ;) peace and freedom to all! Yes even The PC Poetry Gestapo they should be blessed with peace and freedom too! Hugss
Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS
"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."
I agree with Stephen's
I agree with Stephen's comment. Your authorial note says you wrote it for humor, but the humor seems to be made at the expense of the person to whom the poem is addressed. The poem is misogynistic on its face, as it objectifies the person to whom it addresses. Rather than saying "You are the present I want," the poem would have been better served to say, "Yours is the presence I want."
Also in your authorial note, you should alter the phrase "all guys" to "some guys." That phrasing would be less fallacious.
J-Called
As it says... it's meant as a
As it says... it's meant as a joke. That means "DONT TAKE IT TO LITERALLY"... And "NO" it shouldn't say " some guys", a lot of women feel sex is " all men want", regardless if it's TRUE or not...
As the eyes are the windows of our soul,
My poetry is the windows of my heart!!!
Oh, I;m sorry. I should have
Oh, I;m sorry. I should have acknowledged that I did see that it was meant as a joke. My comment would have been the same, but I should have recognized that it was an attempt at humor.
J-Called