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No cheese for you kitty

Because it's not nice

Although it taste good

It's healthier for mice

See you would get sick

Coz cats have this problem

They're lactose intolerant

And cheese would hurt them

So I'm sorry sweetie

But the cheese is for me

But you have cat food

Which is lactose free

Author's Notes/Comments: 

i wrote this coz i couldn't sleep so i went on the computer (to write poetry) and i am eating cheese, my cats sleep in the offic at night and well they want some of my cheese so since i didn't know what to write about why not write them a poem for once so i hope u injoy.

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22 September 2018 - 2:35pm — Beatnik1979
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I had

a cat....his name was Mr Bigglesworth...

He was a large, giant , purring tank...

just a massive animal.

he had diabetes....later on in his life....

and this poem reminded me of him.

thanks for taking me back.

22 October 2018 - 1:39pm — running_with_rabbits
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<3 he sounds very cute!

<3 he sounds very cute!

Much Love

Ashley

2 August 2013 - 5:49am — pinkdot7
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Cute!

This is very cute!

2 August 2013 - 6:00am — running_with_rabbits
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Oh God :) lol I am bright

Oh God :) lol I am bright red! I am mildly embarassed that I ever wrote this! 

Much Love

Ashley

22 August 2012 - 6:01am — Dizzylemons
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This made me laugh :) love

This made me laugh :) love it! I love how the rhyme scheme changes every 4 lines too, it gives me the impression that you really hate telling the cat no haha

22 August 2012 - 1:37pm — running_with_rabbits
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who can say no to an adorable

who can say no to an adorable cat Steve? who...heartless people that's who lol
thanks for the comment

Much Love

Ashley

15 September 2014 - 1:02pm — allets
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Immediacy

I love the way you paint emotion, early or late writing, the point is never misssed, Ms Ashley. - Just Bein' Lady A



 

 

16 September 2014 - 6:28pm — running_with_rabbits
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:)

shucks *blushing* Thanks love

Much Love

Ashley

8 February 2015 - 12:51am — allets
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Just Re-read This One - Darn Cute

For cat lovers everywhere, this poem is for you. Enjoyed it more the 2nd time ~
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9 February 2015 - 1:03am — running_with_rabbits
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face palm

I can't believe I keep this poem up! I am so ebarced by my 14-16 year old self lol

Much Love

Ashley