IS TRIVIA TRIVIAL AS A RULE
WHY DOES GOSSIP HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL
IT TAKES SMALL MINDS TO DIG UP DIRT
AND GIVE NO THOUGHT TO WHO THEY HURT
WHY DO PEOPLE GOSSIP ANYWAY
DON'T THEY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO SAY
AND FASHION POLICE
NOT A BIT DISCREET
WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK
THEIR COMMENTS STINK
IT'S A GLOOMY DAY
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY