Only when I'm not lazy though. I love writing and reading but sometimes it feels like my being would be much better expressed if I could grasp you by the shoulders and scream hysterically into your face until my breath ran out and I was left sputtering and dragging you down with me as I fall to my knees. Luckily we are separated by (likely) thousands of miles, which will be much, much better for our relationship!
So what should I write here? Hopes? Aspirations? I suppose I should like persons with which I can share my sleep-deprived sins against language and somehow not be seen as a completely hopeless fool (I would settle for being seen as an entertaining fool, though.)
So there you have it! And it occurs to me now in this whole rambling spiel I haven't even said anything resembling a greeting.
Hello!