Got Stalker?

How much affection is too much?
I am sure there is a line.
You definitely crossed it.
You do better research than the government.
I wish I could run but you somehow got me cornered.
as if I am phone tapped and under constant surveillance

Grabbed my number from the request hour wall.
did a complete background check on me and my brother.
Convinced our coworkers we were dating when we went out. once.
and that in itself was a big mistake.
what are you? I wish I knew.
You knew my work schedule before I even set eyes on it.
So you could switch shifts and "be around me"
the answer is no. to everything.
I would rather be alone
then be constricted and hog tied by your affection.

give it up move on.
I am somewhat polite
until you go digging into my past behind my back.
I seem to fall into crossfire with these call on cupid wackjobs every so often
you are not the first. you are unfortunately not the last
its an annoyance and i now feel like a prisoner at my own job.
if this is what love truly is get me the hell away from it.
I cant go anywhere without you somehow "randomly" showing up
quit filling up my voice mail and inbox.
it is suffocating and asphyxiating
leave me be. just go back where you came from.
Please.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

some people are straight up nuts. everyone has at least one, two, or three. I had enough. Can anyone relate?

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SSmoothie's picture

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

A resounding yes! Guess its youR obvious good looks charm, intelligence and artistry... Yeah I get that a lot too ;) chin up buttercup! Till then. Cheers SS


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

snhobo's picture

O-o

all i can think is the title should be "got stalker?" lol good read i realy hope this was an exageration otherwise go to the hr department.


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ADAPT's picture

Oh how i wish i was

Oh how i wish i was exaggerating haha. and thats an awesome name I might just use it. thank you.


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snhobo's picture

lmao your absolutly welcome

lmao your absolutly welcome


It's last life is spent tormenting your dreams-zombie cat

SSmoothie's picture

Hmmmnnnn..... Got stalker?

You know, that is a pretty good name! Perhaps...?


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."