I believe it's one of nature's laws,
amid the giggles and guffaws,
intense love and anticipation
longing for immediate gratification
all of this is...just because
of sex, Jesus, and Santa Claus.
Father, son, and Holy Ghost,
which one do I want the most?
Carnal knowledge, life ever after,
or gleeful joy and childish laughter.
Just thinking of it causes me to pause.
Do I want sex, Jesus, or Santa Claus?
Perhaps all three, but what a quandary,
mind is fogged, eyes are bleary.
A catalyst for commentary.
All these decisions make me weary.
A human being with all my flaws.
Must I choose...sex, Jesus, or Santa Claus?
Well I suppose it depends on what age you are!
Cracking little poem
Sandy
I like this. I wouldn't have ever thought of those three things being talked about together. Very creative.