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My friend Mark Lipschitz
I had a pal Mark Lipschitz
Who'd get angry and throw fits
If you made fun of his name
It eventually became
Too much to deal with I admits
He and I would be taking a walk
Get away from the nitwits who'd stalk
Him and ask 'Hey, Lipschitz
Is it true? Your Lipschitz?
Does that mean your ass, it can talk?'
