Stu was deciding what to have for dinner
Wouldn't cheat on his quest to be thinner
Said 'I know what I'll do
I'll make some fish stew
It's light and delicious, a winner'
Stu went to the fish store and saw
As soon as he walked in the door
Fish of every kind
It boggled his mind
And free with each purchase, cole slaw!
Once, Stu and the fish man Lou were friends
But their friendship had come to an end
Over Stu's girlfriend Karen
Lou asked him 'You into sharin'?'
Swap girlfriends? Something Stu didn't intend
Outside the store, poor Stu is crying
'It's me, Lou the fish man's denying
Said 'Wish to buy fish Lou'
Said I'm too selfish to sell fish to
Now no fish stew, God I'm dying!'