Fish stew for Stu? It’s up to Lou

Stu was deciding what to have for dinner 

Wouldn't cheat on his quest to be thinner 

Said 'I know what I'll do 

I'll make some fish stew 

It's light and delicious, a winner'

 

Stu went to the fish store and saw

As soon as he walked in the door 

Fish of every kind 

It boggled his mind

And free with each purchase, cole slaw!

 

Once, Stu and the fish man Lou were friends 

But their friendship had come to an end 

Over Stu's girlfriend Karen

Lou asked him 'You into sharin'?'

Swap girlfriends? Something Stu didn't intend

 

Outside the store, poor Stu is crying 

'It's me, Lou the fish man's denying 

Said 'Wish to buy fish Lou'

Said I'm too selfish to sell fish to

Now no fish stew, God I'm dying!'

 

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