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There once was a man named Trump

Who needed to get over the hump

So he did some consulting 

And started insulting 

A mainstay of his speech on the stump

There once was a woman named Harris 

Who Donald Trump sought to embarrass 

Had pics of her in the shower

Though once she attained power

Told him 'Jump off the Eiffel Tower, in Paris'

There once was a man named Vance 

Who couldn't resist the chance

To be just like his boss 

Which might lead to their loss

Why can't they keep it inside their pants?

There once was a man named Walz 

Who knows before a man runs he crawls

On the national stage he would say

'I have a burning desire to play

But I've given Kamala my balls'