I made a bet on San Francisco
A bet I hope I won't regret
If San Francisco doesn't win
A bad spot I'll be in
If I don't pay off this guy
I will die
Should not have bet on San Francisco
I think that was a big mistake
I knew a guy named Bob
Who like me, bet with the Mob
Bob's job? Bobbing in the sea
Omg!
Better not lose, San Francisco
'Cause if you do, I'll wind up dead
For God's sakes, win it San Francisco!
Or, at least, cover the spread