Headline in the N.Y. Times:
'Tortured Poets' Or Poets? Taylor Swift Meets the Apostrophe Police'
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/07/arts/music/tortured-poets-department-apostrophe-taylor-swift.html
Taylor Swift might be in trouble
Call her lawyer, on the double!
What has she done?
Did she cause a catastrophe?
What she's done? It might go down
As the biggest faux pas in history
Ske might be omitting an apostrophe!!
Thank God for the Apostrophe Police!
An elite division of the police dept.
They are on a 24/7 vigil, constantly
On the lookout for any incorrect usage
We can all sleep safe knowing they're there
The Apostrophe Police. Saving the World
From Incorrect Use of Apostrophe's
Hold on! Should there be an apostrophe there?
Time to call the Apostrophe Police!