Wilbur was Mr Ed's owner
That talking horse brought him fame
I recently came across another Wilbur
Force was his last name
If you're patient, I'll tell you his story
In his company, you'd never feel menaced
Wilbur Force was patient too
Not in his company, at the dentist
He was really into pain, you see
He couldn't get his fill
You like being in the dentist chair? He'd agree
He really loved the drill
Guess Wilbur Force didn't get paid much
For acting in that scene
Was a different story, years later
When he was a Marine
By then he made more than a nickel, son
He always had a lot of fun
A good role, he'd always come back
If he didn't get what he wanted
He'd hit the road, Jack!
He was a good man, one of few
We remember an iconic scene
As a Marine, was demanded he tell the truth
Didn't think that we could handle it
His acting was a tour de force
If we were more like Wilbur Force
We could handle the pain of truth
If he had pain inside his mouth
He could handle the tooth ache too
You know who I'm referring to?
I forgot to tell you what movie he was in
Can't tell ya now. Doing a little shopping
I'll make sure to tell ya tomorrah
Are you upset you have to wait till tomorrah?
I told ya, today I'm doing a little shop..O horror!
I forgot the title!