James Bond, he
Had a pain
A pain that was lingering
Did the right thing
Despond? No
Called a doc
Called one who's in his network
Thought that would work
James Bond went to the doc to find out
What his lingering pain was about
What the doc told him, wasn't so great
Said 'I'm gonna check your prostate'
'Your finger!'
James cried out
'You're sticking it in my butt?
Are you a nut?'
Doc said 'My finger
It's one way
One way that we can tell
If you're well'
'Sticking my finger in your rear
Is one way, I want to be clear
To provide the proper answer
Check if you have prostate cancer'
'No, Doctor
Must say No. Say..
Aren't you someone I know?
Oh, God, No
You're Dr No!
Oh, God, No
You're Dr No!
Dr Noooooo!!
Coming soon!
'The Return of Dr No. James Bond Gets the Finger'
Don't miss it!