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Was reading about Robert Downey Jr

Didn't wait too late, so I read it soon, yer

Aware he had a relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker?

It started out bright, but ended much darker

I don't want to wait too late 

I'm here to set the record straight 

To let you know the real story

Of Robert Downey Jr and SJP

She was demanding, it wasn't pretty

Only wanted to have Sex In the City

But he thought it would be more fun, see

To have sex out in the country

That's not all, wait, there's more

At home, she'd expect him to do every chore

He'd say 'I'm doin' my best, I'm tryin', man

You expect me to Iron Man?

I do every little thing, man for you

You want to see me Iron Man 2?

I'm sick of this, I'm through with tryin'

You need someone who loves to iron'

SJP had to agree

They split, then she met Jeremy

Every day he'd bring her dandelions 

She loves to watch how Jeremy Irons!