I am such a bitch, man
Can you believe I cheered the women's soccer team defeat?
Count the times I sent a stupid tweet
To count to ten I use my feet!
I am such a moron
Here is something I did that nobody else would ever do
I attempted to climb Mountain Dew
Think that's pretty dumb, don't you?
You watch 60 Minutes?
It takes me like two hours to watch that show. I'm telling you it's true
The other day, was driving in my van
Stopped at a stop sign, I don't understand
Waited for 3 hours, the sign never turned green, man!
God, I'm such a stupid man!
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/07/us/politics/trump-womens-soccer-megan-rapinoe.html
The Mt. Dew line definitely
The Mt. Dew line definitely made me laugh.
We are ill as a society, too often taking joy in each other's demise. Thankfully this twisted 'celebration' was only over soccer. But we've all seen people celebrate more serious losses.