Her water breaking news

Headline (and sub-headline) in the N.Y. Times today:

 

'U.S. Hiring Is Expected to Remain Robust'

My niece is about to have a baby. Her belly is expected to remain robust.

 

'The labor market has been suprisingly durable'

She just went into labor at the supermarket! This will be her second. Her son is really ugly. Hope this baby is surprisingly adorable!

 

'...presenting a challenge in taming inflation.'

Yes, if you're pregnant, keeping your belly from being inflated is challenging.

 

'The latest data will be out at 8:30 am Eastern time.'

The baby's expected to come out at 8:30 am Eastern time.

 

The report is out!

The baby is out!

 

'U.S. job growth cools. The unemployment rate remained low.'

A new baby! To watch their growth is so cool! So why is she sad?  After she had her son, she went into a post-partum depression. Hope her mood will not remain low..

 

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