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Which one needs therapy?
Ok mister, there's no denying
Don't talk to me! I know you're lying
What's this note I found stuck in the front door?
'I'm sorry I miss you
You need to take me to the bedroom
Where I'll show you what I can do
You can watch me turn it on
I'll make you a happy man
Here's my number. Call me, Pat'
Who is Pat? She must be a whore
I'm the one you should adore
I'm leaving you!
We are over!
I can't take this anymore!!
Honey, will you please calm down?
Don't want it to get around
Don't want everyone I face to know
My wife is a mental case
Even though you're now insane
Give me a chance to explain
First of all, Pat is not a woman..
Pat's not a woman? I know you're not gay
You must be bi. Do you like a TV?
That's what I've been trying to tell you!
I like a TV to watch. The Porn Channel
Does something to my crotch
But forget all that, the truth is..
Pat is a man!
Pat! He is the cable guy!
Hon, how could you? Can't you see?
He needs to get in the bedroom
So he can work on fixing the TV!!
Honey? Honey? Did you faint?
The brightest bulb I think you ain't..
