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Old MacDonald had a farm

I told you to go

But he ain't there anymore

Where's he? Someone knows?

Old MacDonald, he's in jail

There he'll stay, he can't make bail

Old MacDonald had a farm

Now the bank foreclose 

Old MacDonald lost his farm

Oh no! Are you sure?

Old MacDonald bounced some checks 

That's against the law

A bounced check there

A bounced check here

The checks were bad, they never clear

The bank said if you do the crime

You should do the time

Old MacDonald had a farm

He screwed up his life

Know who I feel sorry for?
His poor, lovely wife

His wife, I wouldn't feel bad for

From what I hear, she is a whore

Old MacDonald's wife's a ho?

Shit!! Lmao!!