Always

Trump, it's time you knew 

Always

I just can't stand you 

Always

If, by chance I see

Your face on TV

I puke violently

Always, always 

Deadlines you ignore 

Always

Have sex with a whore

Always

You never disclose

What everyone knows 

You short pay your ho's

Always, always

Soon, I hope and pray

Always

There will come the day

Always

You'll be in a cell

Your life will be hell

Then, I'll finally kvell*

Always

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

*Kvell - to feel happy and proud. 
From Yiddish 'kveln', literally 'well up'.

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lol wow you don't hold back

lol wow you don't hold back thats for sure. funny guy

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He sure is.  Sadly, humor

He sure is.  Sadly, humor about the innkeeper is ultimately sardonic and ironic, as was the humor, before 1935, about the Bavarian housepainter.  But hopefully, such humorous poems are being launched in a timely manner so that they can help the electorate say, "You're not rehired!" as a sequel to 2020's resounding and triumphant, "You're fired!"


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Excellent!!!  I hope the

Excellent!!!  I hope the whole country will soon be singing songs like this.


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