Hair
When I was young I had hair
It was found mostly on top of my head
Now find instead
It's sprouting from God knows where
There
I found some hairs in my nose
There's also hairs on the sides of my ears
Stoking my fears
Where will it end? Who knows?
I see hair everywhere
And it's not that I don't give a crap
I really care
Maybe it is time for me to buy some Nair
It's more than one man can bear
Why does this happen to someone like me?
You must agree
That life, it is so unfair
Too much hair
Where?
It's everywhere
Hair
Where?
It's everywhere!
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/13/well/live/men-nose-ear-hair.html