When I was young I had a job
My boss, he was a big, fat slob
Who everybody hated
One time I asked him for a raise, he
Looked at me like I was crazy
Then he stated
'I'd love to pay you what you're worth
But unfortunately I can't because..'
'You can't because?..'
'Of the damn minimum wage laws!'
What a jerk
It's no wonder I hated work