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A-holes
A-holes
People who are a-holes
There are so many a-holes
In the world
Annoying
They are so annoying
Thinking that they are always right
They think that way despite
Everyone knows they're a-holes
Such a-holes
I wish
I could kill some a-holes
There'd be fewer less a-holes
In the world
Just one a-hole
A real stupid a-hole
A feeling I can't control
Want to kill an a-hole
I don't want to rest
Till I'm under arrest
For killing a-holes
Hate these friggin' a-holes
There's just too many a-holes
In the world
I agree
Wasn't it one of our greatest Presidents, Abraham Lincoln, who said
'Some people are a-holes some of the time, and some people are a-holes all of the time, but you can't have a-holes that are a-holes all of the time'.
Wait, that's not right. Isn't he contradicting what he just said? What an a-hole.
I take it that this poem is a
I take it that this poem is a commentary on people's inability to handle disagreement in a rational manner ,rather than your personal desire to be irrational.
A possible solution for any person who sees "a-holes" everywhere: If you don't want to see so many a-holes, shut off the screens and throw out the papers/magazines that like to show naked asses ; )
We all get mooned, sometimes, though, even when we don't want to.
Re: Your comment
I'd like to express my appreciation
For your hopefully helpful recommendation
It'll take a lot of guts
To eliminate all the butts
I come across while surfing the net
I've tried before, no success as yet
I hope you don't mind
But as they say
A good behind is hard to find
Wishing you a lovely day
Bottoms up!
One of the great flaws of
One of the great flaws of humanity, probably since two naked knuckleheads put on animal skins to be evicted from Eden, is the tendency to label---persons, ethnic groups, beliefs, and preferences. Yet the labeler gains nothing, and the labeled lose nothing, provided the label remains verbal and does not become an assault.
Seryddwr