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WHERE ARE THE COWBOYS?
Jesse the trucker
Gallops his Pony Express
Delivery van down Interstate 80
Past Cheyenne and Laramie
Lookin' for smoke signals
On his radar detector
When the coast is clear
He lights one up
And yodels to Hank Williams
Shane the hustler
Blows the chalk off his cue
Like smoke from a gun
"Who's next?" he bellows
Through the haze
At the corner saloon
Stuffing another ten spot
From a greenhorn
Next to his Marlboros
Wyatt the sheriff
Dismounts his Harley
On the highway shoulder
Behind the Mustang
He's just pulled over
Taking no chances
He clicks the safety on his gun
It's high noon and he's ready
For a showdown
Thanks for the visual. It helped me silently laugh. I certainly needed it this morning.