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$39.95
Hey
that bigger picture, that direction, that purpose
your meaning of life you've been searching for
Did you know that you can buy it at a store?
It's gloss,
it's paper or plastic
It's got a great big smiling face that's smiling
a reasurring smile
It's got pearly white teeth; straight
Who could trust a crooked tooth?
It's so shiny, it's smooth
It speaks to you:
"You're just one of six point five billion utterly worthless people on this Earth. Your life has no meaning and you're going nowhere. But don't lose hope! I can help! I can empower you, grant you some golden wings and a diamond ring. I understand exactly what motivates and drives you, and I can use these things to make you (happy, successful, beautiful, enlightened) instead of the useless, lowborn loser you are. You can trust my big smile and straight teeth. You can trust that 'PhD' in front of my name. Yes, for only $39.95 I can show you the true meaning and purpose of your life."
You know a deal when you see one
You're no fool
i love this!! i love when people see through the bullshit... nice work.