Wtf? Again! Bed knobs

Stuff here,
Stuff there
Stuff to do fucking everywhere
I'm sitting here going so much crap
and this shit is cray!
Got my tax man on my back
My builders are all wack
Boss mans lost his mind
And I'm following in kind
House Is full of shit
And I'm trying to get rid of it
Dusty as hell the
Fucking dust bunnies won't stop fucking
Put some bombs down
And scarfaced their assess
Fucking cocoroaches
Say hello to my little friends
Well,
I'm done.
I'm over this shit
Spring cleaning is
Not healing
It's a killer
A time fucking filler
It's late I want my bed
But I have to Finnish this
Fucking room instead
Bed knobs and broomsticks
My fucking ass!
Oy! Wtf!??? Again
Help, you jerks get of your friggin ass!

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ashes_theartofburning's picture

Ew.

We called our dust bunnies "Loch Nessys" because they would form humps,
and look just like ... well whatever the fuck the Loch Ness monster is which I believe to be something of a Barrosasaurus, but anyway...that's too bad I'd be pretty pissed too if cockroaches were leaving their "dags" everywhere...Pfft! Lmao. <33


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SSmoothie's picture

Lmao!!! You're something!

Lmao!!! You're something! BAHahahaha! Cocky dags!!!


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battlepink's picture

What I want to know is where

What I want to know is where all the shit comes from.......I'm broke, so I know I'm not buying shit ans nobody is buying shit for me....is there such thing as Shit Fairies that leave little shits for you or Shit Critters that drop shit all over while you're asleep.....just wondering....

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Lmao! You are priceless!!!

Lmao! You are priceless!!! Tis a mystery, perhaps the biggest in life? All I know is 'SHIT HAPPENS!' ;P


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

RoC's picture

This is the age of not believing..

Tap three times and turn 1 half turn to the left...
and we can all go to the island of naboomboo together..

Glad spring is still a couple months away here.
I'm helping...in spirit ;)

Traguna. Maquoities. Trequarum. Satiss. Dee.
I attempt to offer substitutiary locomation to your spring
Let the house do the work as you clean
;)


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There. No place like a clean

There. No place like a clean home, There. No place like a clean home, There. No place like a clean home.. -.^ hugss Roc, but apparently I do believe, just not enough! ;) thanks for the support! You're the best!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."