All about that Steak (No vegan) *all about that bass parody*

You know im all about that steak, bout that steak no vegan.

Im all about that steak, bout that steak no vegan.

Im all about that steak, bout that steak, no vegan.

Im all about that steak, steak, steak, steak.

 

Yeah its pretty clear, i aint a tofu chick,

But i am healthy healthy without that vegan shit.

Cause i got that recipe that all the boys chase.

All the right spices in all the right places.

I hear that maitre d pushing that summer squash. Ah naw, that shit aint veal, come on now,  just get lost. 

If you want succulent, then order up, cause every bit of steak is juicy, it dont matter what the cut.

 

Yeah my momma, she told me dont worry about the sides.

So she served it up with some fresh veggies or somethin fried.

Ya know i wont eat no tofurkey oooh it just tastes so wrong. So just slide me that A1 sauce bottle and move along.

 

Because you know im all about that steak, bout that steak, no vegan....

 

Im bringing bovine back. Go head and tell them vegan bitches that. Nah, im just playing, i know yall like ur fad. But im here to tell ya every bit of steak is juicy, it dont matter what the cut.

Yeah, my momma she told me dont worry about the sides. So she served it up with some fresh veggies or somethin fried. Ya know i wont eat no tofurkey, oooh it just tastes so wrong. So just slide me that A1 sauce bottle and move along. 

 

Because u know im all about that steak, bout that steak, no vegan....

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is my parody version of "All about that bass" so if you're reading this, try to do so in the beat of that song please. Its funnier that way. I didn't add in all the "steak no vegan" chorus to the whole thing. You know it's suppose to be there, i just didn't feel like typing it all in. And sorry for any spelling errors or whatnot, this is a sloppy copy/rough draft. Hope you like it and Thanks for stopping by :)

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KindredSpirit's picture

Me

I Loved it. 

With U doing it

It can't go wrong.

It's all about

Now I can't get it out of my head

SinfullySweet's picture

lol :)

Awe thanks. Im glad you enjoyed it. Yeah its a bit catchy, ive had it stuck in my head since i typed it up. Thanks for the feedback. Hope you have a good night :)


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