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Stop treating communication like it’s a one way street moving in the wrong direction
You are not the only good driver on the road
You are the idiot going face first into on coming traffic, jeopardising the lives of those around you and flipping them the bird when they honk at you
The fact that you get to the other end of the street in one piece is not skill, it is others swerving to miss your social car crashes
You may park and think “God what is wrong with them” then spend your day annoyed
But they end up pulling over to wash the blood of innocent children who were playing on the sidewalk from their front end
So get a fucking licence
Or get off the road
Here here! Crap drivers suck,
Here here! Crap drivers suck, but I'm guilty off a few misdemeanours... Aren't we all? We can all do better! Must never become complacent with life and death! :)Hugss
Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS
"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."
fair enough
there are misdemeanours and there are 'how the hell did you get your lience?' just sayin
Much Love
Ashley
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Ahhh, communication...I think, as supposed poets, it cuts us even more deeply, as we try so hard ;-) excellent poem! Excellent rant!
:) thank you my love I have
:) thank you my love
I have started a communication book whcih goes between hosues...it is my new best friend!
Much Love
Ashley
If we're all metaphobic
or phoric....
Getting off the road decreases the chance for their continued idiocy
And if we're being little
or literal
Getting off the road decreases the chance for their continued idiocy
No matter how you slice it, the only cure for stupid is absence.
Modified version of a stupid joke....
What do you call an idiot on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 100 idiots on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 1000 idiots on the moon?
A problem
What do you call all the idiots on the moon?
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PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Music is a universal language and needs not be translated. With it, soul speaks to soul" - Songsterr
Lol id be on the moon part
Lol id be on the moon part time ;)
Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS
"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."
LIES!
hold your tongue woman! YOU WOULD BE NO SUCH THING! you are NOT an idiot! why I oughta write a poem telling you off for that :P
Much Love
Ashley
lol
they aren't an idiot they just have poor comunication skills....
Much Love
Ashley
Social Car Crashes
Adolescence, ah, adolesence . . . somehow we eventually get turned in the right direction, most of us - I like the got off the road line - clinches it home! And I promise to read the signs better in the future - oneway as wrong way - oh no! This will not do and the side of the road is no place for a "lady" ha! Nice poem, I like ranters, they are simply neat. ~~A~~
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Oh Allets why can't you be my ex husband? gah not looking forward to coffee tomorrow...just not lol
Much Love
Ashley