While I was on my spring vacation
I received an invitation
To increase the population
Of the coming generation
So the end of sex starvation
Had begun with osculation
And for further titillation
We disrobed in liberation
Without need of a collation
We had a small libation
Which increased intoxication
And inflamed immoderation
And in turn initiation
Of an act of impregnation
And with frenzied fascination
We commenced ejaculation
And at the termination
Of our act of perspiration
We lay there in elation
And with rapid respiration
We exchanged an acclamation
And soon came contemplation
Of a lavish duplication
Of our recent stimulation
So, mindful of fixation
We repeated our pulsation
With distinct acceleration
And achieved a consummation
Of both sex and this narration.