I drank my cigarette today
And smoked my coffee all away
I fed my eggs and fried the cat
I ate my dishes and that was that
I threw out the wood and chopped the trash
Clothed up the car and sinked the gas
I combed the taters and mashed my hair
And cooked the TV medium rare
I painted a letter and typed the wall
I set the phone and made a table call
I read the clothes and dried my news
Then got up and took a snooze
I wrote all this with a weekless pen
And that's how my whole ink has been