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today i was at work and got confronted by some jerk
so i went berserk and uppercutted him straight outta his shirt
he was like a rocket makin a vertical burst
and i only made things worse when i donkey punched him to the ground
forming a crater from the explosive force
thats when i hopped the counter and dragged him out the doors
where i hucked him into the atmosphere on an into intergalactic course
but i wasnt strong enough and his trajectory reversed
sending him plummeting back towars earth
at a speed so fast he went back in time to the day of his birth
so i followed him back like a haunting curse
where i shook as a baby so when he grows older his thinkin will make
his brain hurt
then i proceeded to beat him with a phone like russel kurt
and bring him back to the right time like some kinda crazy magical expert
using my voodoo i made his hex worse
speakin in unblessed words so foul u think theyd be lyrical turds
i kept chanting as they rushed him into a hearse
but soon flushed him out realizing he was demonically cursed
man they just left him their on the street for the rats and the birds
and they fed on him till there was nothin left but his shoes socks his pants and his shirt
i thought great its over now i can get back to work
till this old ass lady had to dig for five minutes through her fuckin purse
but thats another story, ima save it for the next verse
were ill be twice as vulgar and do things to em three times as worse

this bitch was takin forever to pay
so i zoomed to the pharmacy, grabbed a needled
and stabbed her with it to infect her with ids woops i forget the a
she was reducing the time in my day
so i took it upon myself to shorten her life in a major way
she got scared so the bitch tried to run
so i strapped her to the sidewalk and used a magnifyin glass
to bake her under the sun
at that moment she tried to scream that she was done
and vowed she would have her money ready when checkout time comes
but i replied lady ur to late
im crazy besides earlier today i almost launched a guy into space
dont try to apologize cause now u got a crispy face
gotta question tho, for ya does this vinegar on ur skin feel like fuckin mace
thats when i set the place ablaze
and watched people scramble out like the isles where a fuckin maze
coworkers and customers alike the fire had no conscience on who and who not to lite
and next week imna wonder why my wallets so light
unlike the building my further empolyment doesnt look so bright