Hell's New Torment

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.

Satan is using a new kind of torture, people are no longer being burned.

It's a rotten, terrible and cruel thing for Satan to do.

Now he tortures people by forcing them to watch the new Doctor Who.

I did some really bad things while I was on Earth and now I'm in Hell because of what I did.

I'm being forced to watch the new Doctor Who and I can't look away or even close my eyelids.

I've always known that Adolf Hitler was evil but I was wrong when I thought that he's tough.

He screams like a little bitch as he watches the new Doctor Who TV show, it's pretty rough.

While I was on Earth, I was a liar, a thief and a despicable thug.

Now I'd do anything if I could receive a blindfold and earplugs.

As I'm being forced to watch the new Doctor Who, i scream and cry.

I didn't know that such a bad thing could happen when a person dies.

I'll tell people on Earth how to avoid my fate instead of just giving them a hint.

They'd better be on their very best behavior because Hell has a new torment. 

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Not sure if I am misreading

Not sure if I am misreading this or not:  is this a humorous poem or a serious description?  To my mind, it is humorous, but I do not want to disrespect your intention.


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