by Jeph Johnson


When looking through the host of singles ads on the internet,
I came across one that said:


Religion: None


I wrote back, scolding her.
"Nones aren't supposed to be looking for dates," I said.

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John Mazur's picture

Great! That's what this site needs, more insight and less sweet talk. By the way nuns do gat none.

Rachelle Wiegand's picture

Ok, to add to your talent of Poetry, you also have a hilarious sense of humor. I really dig your stuff. This one had me laughing my ass off :) Did you really do this, or for theatrics only? :) I could really see you doing this!