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"Thought Process"
by Jeph Johnson
Sometimes everything in my head
Feels like ping pong balls
Bouncing around in my skull
Finally emerging flattened
Like a thin slice
Of George Carlin's brain
Through what resembles the slot
Where one would insert their ATM card.
Only upon further review
I realize it is really my butt crack.
How about you?
How would you describe your thought process?
