Bananas over Bananas
Clark Steven Lupton
2002
Bananas are good
Bananas are fine
Bananas are the main ingredient
That makes up white wine
Kids like their color
Monkeys like their shape
Old people like the fiber
That helps the bowels escape
Eat the banana fruit
Eat the banana bread
Eat bananas everyday
That's what Jesus said
Yes He said they're good for you
He said they are blessed
You can even exercise after eating bananas
Without having to digest
I eat bananas throughout the day
I dream of them in my sleep
I always buy bananas
Because they're really cheap
Bananas are healthy
They are a convenient snack
They have many vitamins
That expensive chocolates lack
Bananas are for endurance exercise
Because they're nature made
They're loaded with Potassium
And cheaper than Gatorade
I believe in bananas
And I don't mean to be rude
When I say that bananas
Are the god**** perfect food
And if you may not like them
And you are not really fit
You're guaranteed to enjoy one
In a gigantic Banana Split!
hah, that was very cute!
yes, i love bananas.
especially banana splits. :]
it was entertaining and made me smile the whole way through.
Unca Steve!!!! Absolutely hilarious poem!!!!! It made me rethink about my hatred of bananas (which I've been eating practically ever since I was first able to ingest solid food). Hehehe. Very very funny. I like...definitely! =D