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I'll let You be Her Splenda Daddy
You make her happy, that makes a difference
But she can still be a harpy, with no deference.
But you know that, see it every day
You hired her, let her get her way
But are you prepared for the long haul?
Back to school trips to the shopping mall
Try making three preteen girls get along
And no you can't just pass them the bong
It's gonna be tough, it's gonna be rough
And before too long it'll feel like enough
But don't quit, stick with it.
Because if you're strong
You'll prove me wrong.
You'll fit in with my kin.
And keep my mother smiling.
I -Love- it! This is
I -Love- it! This is fantastic. The sarcasm stained my lips when I read it out haha Really clever :) Although a little part of me was hoping you'd rhyme Long haul with RuPaul :P
Its just as sweet, but its not the real thing :)
Thank you!
Oh thank you so much! I've never actually had splenda, to be honest.
No! Neither have I :P but
No! Neither have I :P but should my decaff ever not be sweet enough it'd be my second port in that storm haha