I Think I Overdid It

The patio is old red brick.

I did the work myself.

Two years ago I laid it in

But with my grandson's help.

The flower beds that line two sides

Have all lain fallow till

This spring when I determined that

With blossoms they'd be filled.

I love a pretty yard and so

For my "Spring Break" I swore

That I would tend those flower beds

A ghastly heavy chore.

At 8:05 this morning

I had donned my leather gloves.

And stepped into the moring light

And breathed the air I love.

With rake and trowel and shovel

I began the long slow plant.

It soon became apparent that

All-fours would be my bent.

I crawled or sat five hours straight

Tilling soil by hand.

Until I couldn't sit or stretch

And needed help to stand.

I raked that dirt a dozen times

Removing any roots,

Turning it to make it soft,

What's that? A pair of boots?

"Hey, Jim,"  said I all smiley

As I looked up to his face.

He laughed, called me "Tar Baby"

Said, "You're a muddy disgrace."

By then Mexican purple sage

Flanked my old birdbath.

Lavendar and silverdust

Filled the curving path.

The job had been a two-day thing

And not what I supposed.

My good right arm would hardly raise

The sun had burned my nose.

But I did not expect to be

Maligned by my sweet Jim.

I propped my hands upon my hips,

Narrowed green eyes at him.

He laughed aloud and shook his head

He said, "You need a bath!"

"Get on up and go inside,"

And then again he laughed.

I was so shocked and angry

That I decided to call it a day

Took to the shower to rinse off the dirt

Then a long hot bath I would take.

Imagine my consternation

As I watched the dirt wash out,

Well, maybe I was a little soiled

I told myself with a pout.

As the clean hot water then filled the tub

Spontaneous was my grin

Brown water floated around me.

"Tar Baby" had fit me then.

Twice I drained the water

And twice it looked like mud.

I laughed so hard my chest hurt

When I stepped out on the rug.

I hadn't seen such a dirty tub

Since my three sons were small,

Rolling around in the summer sun

Playing with Tonkas or balls.

Finally I got the brown off--

That dirt from my flower beds.

But tomorrow morning I am afraid

"Tar Baby" will again raise her head.  

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I have never in my life been so filthy dirty, but my backyard is beautiful and I'm still working on it.

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hhickson's picture

It looks like we parallel. I wrote "This old House" and I should write one about the remodel we undertook as DIY. We almost came to blows but we survived...Cute poem.


HK

Douglas Lazard's picture

jessica, this is an absoluty charming poem! It reminds me of when I used to help my grandmother in her flowerbeds... Of course I had a ball doing it, and my bath would look that way too! Thanks for the memory!
Peace and love ~~~~ Dougie ~~~

ugonna's picture

Capturing and glaring imagery,
Jessica. And yet again, you
have delivered another ballad
of the homely - with that
creative essence uniquely
yours!

Ugonna