The patio is old red brick.
I did the work myself.
Two years ago I laid it in
But with my grandson's help.
The flower beds that line two sides
Have all lain fallow till
This spring when I determined that
With blossoms they'd be filled.
I love a pretty yard and so
For my "Spring Break" I swore
That I would tend those flower beds
A ghastly heavy chore.
At 8:05 this morning
I had donned my leather gloves.
And stepped into the moring light
And breathed the air I love.
With rake and trowel and shovel
I began the long slow plant.
It soon became apparent that
All-fours would be my bent.
I crawled or sat five hours straight
Tilling soil by hand.
Until I couldn't sit or stretch
And needed help to stand.
I raked that dirt a dozen times
Removing any roots,
Turning it to make it soft,
What's that? A pair of boots?
"Hey, Jim," said I all smiley
As I looked up to his face.
He laughed, called me "Tar Baby"
Said, "You're a muddy disgrace."
By then Mexican purple sage
Flanked my old birdbath.
Lavendar and silverdust
Filled the curving path.
The job had been a two-day thing
And not what I supposed.
My good right arm would hardly raise
The sun had burned my nose.
But I did not expect to be
Maligned by my sweet Jim.
I propped my hands upon my hips,
Narrowed green eyes at him.
He laughed aloud and shook his head
He said, "You need a bath!"
"Get on up and go inside,"
And then again he laughed.
I was so shocked and angry
That I decided to call it a day
Took to the shower to rinse off the dirt
Then a long hot bath I would take.
Imagine my consternation
As I watched the dirt wash out,
Well, maybe I was a little soiled
I told myself with a pout.
As the clean hot water then filled the tub
Spontaneous was my grin
Brown water floated around me.
"Tar Baby" had fit me then.
Twice I drained the water
And twice it looked like mud.
I laughed so hard my chest hurt
When I stepped out on the rug.
I hadn't seen such a dirty tub
Since my three sons were small,
Rolling around in the summer sun
Playing with Tonkas or balls.
Finally I got the brown off--
That dirt from my flower beds.
But tomorrow morning I am afraid
"Tar Baby" will again raise her head.
It looks like we parallel. I wrote "This old House" and I should write one about the remodel we undertook as DIY. We almost came to blows but we survived...Cute poem.
HK
jessica, this is an absoluty charming poem! It reminds me of when I used to help my grandmother in her flowerbeds... Of course I had a ball doing it, and my bath would look that way too! Thanks for the memory!
Peace and love ~~~~ Dougie ~~~
Capturing and glaring imagery,
Jessica. And yet again, you
have delivered another ballad
of the homely - with that
creative essence uniquely
yours!
Ugonna