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Morpheus
After the daily treat, combing the kitchen floor for more,
Like a scavenger, ravaged and torn by some unseen war,
Tongue drips with salivation,
Eyes wet with the dream of endless mastication,
Then a look of self pity he dons on my heart,
My booboo, half Sharpei, he let's out a fart.
2:10 PM 4/21/2013 ©
Hahaha! That's funny!
Hahaha! That's funny!
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Our first time to the dog
Our first time to the dog park a young man came up to me and says, "Boy he's handsome! Looks like he has some Sharpei in him." Being the new proud mom I reply, "Yes, he's half!". He says, "You know they fart, right? I mean they don't just fart like most dogs, silent but deadly. Sharpeis fart just like people do".
What could I say? "Oh, wow, really?"
I waited a year before the first one, and could have sworn someone else was in the room with us that I failed to see. Funny sh*t.
...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "
Roflmao!
Roflmao!
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